lokisspy:

what a deal

✎ Anonymous: fuck's the beep test???

bastille:

lemme tell u the story of my people son

the first beep goes off and you start off motivated and you feel like you can do this. The 20 metres feel like nothing, as you run, another beep goes forcing you to make it to the opposite side of the gym. The beeps get faster and faster as you cling for air, the children begin to drop. Slowly at first and then all at once. You just pray to god you arent the first to drop off. The beeps get faster and faster till you can take it no more. You go to the side, out of the other peoples way as their legs begin to buckle. You look over and you see the bodies of many lying limp on the floor. Some may even faint and be sent home. And that my son, is the story of the beep test.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

natnovna:

*anaconda comes* FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB

*zayn and niall in vegas* YAS NICKI WE AINT SHIT 

steverogerswintersoldier:

All you need to know about Jesse Pinkman in two screencaps

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

mrliammalik: Just a curious question, Is there a way to get in Saturday just to watch the cosplay contest? (I'm working that day and wouldn't be up until later that night and I didn't want to pay for a whole days ticket just to see my friends in the contest ya know?)

rosecitycomiccon:

rosecitycomiccon:

Sorry, but no. The costume contest is considered part of the convention, so you need convention admission (an RCCC badge) to attend.

Wait! mrliammalik we received a clarification on this. If you’re only watching, the costume contest and the concert immediately afterwards are free to anyone.

Oh Awesome thank you!

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

FUCKZIAMS